Offbeat Bare Ass

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Year 311 (CCCXI) was a common year starting on Monday (link will display the full calendar) of the Julian calendar. At the time, it was known as the Year of the Consulship of Valerius and Maximinus (or, less frequently, year 1064 Ab urbe condita). The denomination 311 for this year has been used si… more »

Any different people can apply to drop the funk 
It's not a country club review board steady talkin junk 
Many people would have it others go put and grab it 
Some trip over roots and say fuck it I'm sunk 
I put it in a limerick and kick the slick nick verbs (hey) 
I am the one who scores the herb 
When we're on the road P-Nut rolls it up 
 Throw me a joint on stage, what's up 
I will tell a cop that I know my fucking rights 
And we can match wits all night for real 
He said if I had nothing to hide 
Then of course I wouldn't mind if he looked through our ride 
Man, no, uh, I'd really rather you didn't 
And no we don't have guns hidden 
We stood there for a while continue to decline 
Firmly, I didn't lose my mind 
I didn't let him break me he's just another human 
Not a bit of shame in what we were doin' that day 
He couldn't make us stay 
We had our shit together it don't matter whether 
We sport the dread locks or a shaved head 
Or if we have a sticker from the dead 
I said a better verse rehearsed about the roughneck curse 
Last week I keep an even keel and bow in place 
And face the music every minute 

 Never could see my homey comin' till he passed 
 Funky gas by my way all the day I couldn't laugh 
Oh by now I'm chill with it, bare ass in my face 
I'm OK but Chad's like "Uh-uh no he isn't" 
So I proceed to hear him get loose with the 
Fartin' all over my face sometimes my tummy 
He fucked with my flow although I thought it funny 
I probably wouldn't care if I smoked more kind bud 
But that wouldn't do me shit 'cause then he'd fuck me more up 
 Crazy ill and chillin' rude but I'ze a real cool dude 
He didn't believe the day would come 
When he would get his too 
But then one day right in front of his face I got him 
He looked over said "God damn get me some water" 
The one time I hadn't wasted till I got mine 
 Smeared his nose with my armpit funk slime 
So you get it the picture just how sick we were then 
But before I jet "Hey yo Chad sniff my finger man" 

I can see a lot of people who feel like I do 
I can see a lot of people who feel like I don't 
I go on step lightly even when I'm heavy 
High jump the slump open up fot the Revy Horton Heat 
 Sweet what am I displayin' forgot what I was saying 
I know I must be laying a pipe you got a gripe 
With the way I get high Graffix bong sing along with a cry of a 
 Mandatory sentence for a crime with no victim 
When everyone knows jail terms should be picked in 
 Order of the pain that they cause (you know) 
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law 
 Until you violate the rights of another 
 Respect the space of your sister and your brother 
The war on drugs may be well intentioned 
But it falls fucking flat when you stop and mention 
The over crowded prisons where a rapists gets paroled 
To make room for a dude who has sold 
A pound of weed to me that's a crime 
Here's to good people doin' time y'all 

Bare ass, yeah, bare ass, yeah 
Bare ass, yeah, bare ass, yeah


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