Dad's Best Friend

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The Rubberbandits are an Irish comedy hip-hop duo from Limerick city. They consist of Blindboy Boatclub (real name Dave Chambers) and Mr Chrome (sometimes Bobby Chrome; real name Bob McGlynn). During performances and interviews, they conceal their identities with masks made from plastic shopping bags. They are often accompanied by DJ Willie O'DJ, a silent masked caricature of local politician Willie O'Dea (portrayed by several consecutive men, including Spin South West DJ Paul Webb). The group describe themselves as artists, and have dubbed their movement as "Gas Cuntism".Chambers and McGlynn met while attending Ardscoil Rís, Limerick. Primarily a satirical stage and television act, they have performed throughout Ireland, the UK and the US with shows at event… more »

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2017

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Bootcut Jeans, salmon shirt
I have a skin routine and my elbows hurt
I don't give blood because I won't give blood

Bought a tarantula from a Swedish guy
He helped me out in Stockholm with a DUI
And I stalk Ian Brown when he comes to town

I stole cocaine off my nephews friend
I did it with the fellas at the A.G.M
And Eleanor from A&R refused me again
So I did that thing at the Holiday Inn

My wife sells cheese on the Internet 
I think about her sister when we're intimate
Her family and friends, they don't like me anymore
'Cause I threatened all her brothers with an antique sword

I'm your dad's best friend, your dad's best friend
We're taking him to Holland for the long weekend
He never had a stag, he never had a stag
We're taking him to Amsterdam and making him a man

Your dad's best friend, your dad's best friend
We're doing ketamine up in the Netherlands
He never had a stag, he never had a stag
I'm taking him to Amsterdam and buying him a bag

I watch gay porn in my garden shed
I lie to everybody that my father's dead
I smell like Joop, my son has croup
Picking up the hooker that I like the best
Crying on her toilet cause my life's a mess
I'm sleeping in the office cause my wife's depressed
I'm heating streaky bacon in a trouser press

I am your dad's best friend, your dad's best friend
I'm taking him to Holland for the long weekend
He never had a stag, he never had a stag
I'm taking him to Amsterdam and making him a man

Your dad's best friend, your dad's best friend
We're doing ketamine up in the Netherlands
And maybe when you've children of your own
You'll be praying for a best friend just like me

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