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Frank Zappa

Frank Vincent Zappa (December 21, 1940 – December 4, 1993) was an American composer, singer-songwriter, guitarist, recording engineer, record producer and film director. In a career spanning more than 30 years, Zappa wrote rock, jazz, orchestral and musique concrète works. He also directed featu… more »

I might be movin' to Montana soon 
Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it up 
Waxen it down 
In a little white box 
I can sell uptown 
By myself I wouldn't 
Have no boss, 
But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss 
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss 
Well I just might grow me some bees 
But I'd leave the sweet stuff 
For somebody else...
but then, on the other hand 
I'd Keep the wax N' melt it down 
Pluck some Floss N' swish it aroun' 
I'd have me a crop 
An' it'd be on top 

(that's why I'M movin' to Montana) 

Movin' to Montana soon 
Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon 
(yes I am) 
Movin' to Montana soon 
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune 
I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss 
That's growin' on the prairie 
Pluckin' the floss! 
I plucked all day an' all night an' all Afternoon... 
I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss 
(His name is MIGHTY LITTLE)
He's a good hoss 
Even though He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or 
Blanket on anyway 
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or 
Blanket on anyway 
Any way I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss 
Even if you think it is a little silly, folks 
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks 
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks 
I'm gonna find me a horse 
Just about this big
An' ride him all along the border line 
With a Pair of heavy-duty 
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand 
Every other wrangler would say 
I was mighty grand 
By myself I wouldn't 
Have no boss 
But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss 
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss 
Well I might Ride along the border 
With my tweezers gleamin' 
In the moon-lighty night 
And then I'd Get a cuppa cawfee 
N' give my foot a push... 
Just me 'n the pymgy pony 
Over the Dennil Floss Bush 
N' then I might just Jumb back on 
An' ride Like a cowboy 
Into the dawn to Montana 
Movin' to Montana soon 

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) 

Movin' to Montana soon

Written by: GUSTAVO ALFREDO SANTAOLALLA

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