Nobody Beats the Biz

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Biz Markie

Marcel Theo Hall (born April 8, 1964,Egg Harbor Township, New Jersey) better known by his stage name, Biz Markie, is an American rapper, beatboxer, DJ, comedian, singer, reality television personality, and commercial spokesperson. He is best known for his single "Just a Friend", an American Top 10 … more »

Yes, y'all-and, to the like beat-and 
You could either dance or just have a seat and 
 Listen to the way-in, what I am displayin' 
A different kind of rapper language that I am sayin'
To all the party people, (?) the info 
When it come to rockin' parties I-am-a-nympho-maniac 
 Brainiac for doin' my dance 
And my record Make the Music, will put you in a trance-and 
 Hypnotize your body-and, like you do Bacardi-and 
You won't be fightin' or illin', you just be partyin' 
Down, with the funky sound with yours truly 
I'm the original be -I-Z-M-A-are-K-I-be-the-E and 

I came to have fun and, not be number one-and 

just hear to let you know, who's like runnin the place 

and everywhere that I perform and do a show 

*beatboxing sound* as long as you know, that *beatbox drumbeat* 

 Nobody beats the Biz! 

 Nobody beats the Bizzzz 

(repeat 4X) 

You know me as the be	-I-Z-M-A-are-K-I-E-and 

I go for what I know doin a show for human beings 

I'm guaranteed to rock I make the ladies scream and shout 

I'm bound to wreck your body and say turn the party out 

The Mardi rapper toe-tapper always have it flowin 

And when you hear the BizMarkie, I get the job done 

Yes I'm the M-A-are the K-I-E you know that's me 

I got the stutter step to keep in check my speed is so unique 

They say I look and sound funny but I don't be carin 

I rock the Latin Quarter, Rooftop, Union Square and 

Roseland, the Hassan?, Madison Square Garden 

Even rock for the ?work fare at Jaffer Center? 

 Pardon the way, that I be talkin bout the places I be rockin 

I love to perform, for the people that be clockin 

Not sayin that you're on mine, you're on it like a hornet 

But you pay for the performance, doggone it, you want it 

That's why I'm here, to be like lettin you knowin 

That I'ma highly recognized as the king of disco-and 

 makin people as they have a lot of enjoyment 

I'm the best person for this type of employment, that's why... 

 Nobody beats the Biz! 

 Nobody beats the Bizzzz 

(repeat 3X) 

On and on, to the break of dawn 

When you buy food cheap, you need a coupon 

or catch a sale retail, before it gets stale 

So hurry up and get the WIC? check out the mail 

and shop non-stop, but how I hip-hop 

on the mic and like 

Make you co-op-er-ate with the rhythm, that is what I give em 

 Reagan is the Pres but I voted for Shirley Chilsholm 

It might sound confusing, the style that I'm using 

But in the end I'm sure that you will find it quite amusing 

and funny, oh honey, it's just ridiculous 

Don't try to front, come on and admit you was 

thrilled, chilled, your heart was all filled 

So respect the architect, as I begin to build 

 Science and my reliance is upon my rap 

Like Carl Lewis I get to it, so let's go the lap... 

 Nobody beats the Biz 

 Nobody beats the Bizzzz 

(repeat 3X) 

[TJ Swan] 

 Nobody beats the Biz, nobody beats the Biz (repeat 2X) 

My name is TJ Swan, nobody beats the Biz 

I rock you on and on, nobody beats the Biz 

You know nobody that beats the Biz 

I know nobody that beats the Biz 

 Nobody beats the Biz, nobody beats the Biz (repeat 2X) 

*BizMarkie does some beatboxing* 

*TJ Swan verse resung in this version several times* 

*BizMarkie beatboxes again to the end but gets cut short*


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