Diaper Money

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The Lonely Island is an American comedy troupe composed of Akiva "Kiv" Schaffer, Jorma "Jorm" Taccone, and Andy Samberg, best known for their comedic music. Originally from Berkeley, California, the group is currently based in New York City. The group broke out due to their collective work from 200… more »

Lonely Island 
We been here for a minute now

This some grown man shit

I got that diaper money
I got that diaper money dude
I got that diaper money
I’m a grown ass man

You know, I got that diaper money Cause my kids need to shit
So I stay on my hustle To keep my pocketbook thick

I got papers and papers and papes All for my baby’s mistakes Just so my carpets and drapes Don’t get shit on ‘em

I got that diaper money
I got that diaper money dude
I got that diaper money
I’m a grown ass man

I got that wife pussy I got that wife pussy I got that wife pussy I got that pussy on lock

I got that wife pussy on lock, 24-7 Whenever she lets me, I’m in same pussy heaven
And the best part about it
Is no one else can have it
And also I can’t have it Unless she says I can

I see a girl on the street And I can’t, so I won’t
See my wife at home and I would But she hates my guts

Wife pussy I got that wife pussy I got that wife pussy I got that pussy on lock

I got that grave plot
I got that grave plot
I got that grave plot
It’s right off the highway 
Wobble-dee-wobble-dee-drop
Into my grave plot
You afraid of death Well I’m afraid not Cause I got the bomb spot Right off the highway 
I did it my way, a very small percent of the time way
I got my coffin picked out Styrofoam painted like wood, tricked out
It’s even got handles to lower me smooth And my tombstone only has minimal typos
 Grave plot
I got that grave plot
I got that grave plot Right next to my dad

I got that diaper money
I got that wife pussy I got the grave plot
I'm a grown ass man

Written by: AKIVA SCHAFFER, ANDREW D. SAMBERG, JEREMY MICHAEL COLEMAN, JORMA TACCONE, RICKY WITHERSPOON

Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.

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Diaper Money