Diaper Money

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The Lonely Island is an American comedy troupe composed of Akiva "Kiv" Schaffer, Jorma "Jorm" Taccone, and Andy Samberg, best known for their comedic music. Originally from Berkeley, California, the group is currently based in New York City. The group broke out due to their collective work from 200… more »

Lonely Island

We been here for a minute now

This some grown man shit

I got that diaper money
I got that diaper money dude
I got that diaper money
I’m a grown ass man

You know, I got that diaper money
Cause my kids need to shit
So I stay on my hustle
To keep my pocketbook thick

I got papers and papers and papes
All for my baby’s mistakes
Just so my carpets and drapes
Don’t get shit on ‘em

I got that diaper money
I got that diaper money dude
I got that diaper money
I’m a grown ass man

I got that wife pussy
I got that wife pussy
I got that wife pussy
I got that pussy on lock

I got that wife pussy on lock, 24-7
Whenever she lets me, I’m in same pussy heaven
And the best part about it
Is no one else can have it
And also I can’t have it
Unless she says I can

I see a girl on the street
And I can’t, so I won’t
See my wife at home and I would
But she hates my guts

Wife pussy
I got that wife pussy
I got that wife pussy
I got that pussy on lock

I got that grave plot
I got that grave plot
I got that grave plot
It’s right off the highway

Wobble-dee-wobble-dee-drop
Into my grave plot
You afraid of death
Well I’m afraid not
Cause I got the bomb spot
Right off the highway

I did it my way, a very small percent of the time way
I got my coffin picked out
Styrofoam painted like wood, tricked out
It’s even got handles to lower me smooth
And my tombstone only has minimal typos

Grave plot
I got that grave plot
I got that grave plot
Right next to my dad

I got that diaper money
I got that wife pussy
I got the grave plot
I'm a grown ass man

Written by: AKIVA SCHAFFER, ANDREW D. SAMBERG, JEREMY MICHAEL COLEMAN, JORMA TACCONE, RICKY WITHERSPOON

Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.

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Diaper Money