Bagpipes from Baghdad

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Oh! It's music to my ears, oh man!
How can I describe, the way I feel?
Fuckin' great man! Okay, let me see
How could I begin 

 Locked in Mariah's wine cellar all I had for lunch 
Was red wine, more red wine, and Captain Crunch
Red wine for breakfast and for brunch 
And to soak it up an in between snack, crackers to munch 
Mariah, what's ever happened to us, why did we have to break up?
All I asked for was a glass of punch 
You see, I never really ask for much
I can't imagine what's going through your mind after such
A nasty breakup with that Latin hunk
Luis Miguel, Nick Cannon better back the fuck up
I'm not playin', I want to bag ya punk
This is Hello Kitty bedspread satin funk
 Mixed with Egyptian, with a little rappin' pump
 Zappin Eric Clapton, Shaft, Frank Zappa crunk 
And yeah baby, I want another crack at ya
You can beat me with any spatula that ya want
I mean I really want you bad, you cunt
Nick you had your fun
I've come to kick you in your sack of junk
Man I could use a fresh batch of blood 
So prepare your vernacular for Dracula acupuncture

 Bagpipes from Baghdad 
When will it ever cease, for Pete's sakes he's crazy, to say the least  Bagpipes from Baghdad 
What's going through my mind half the time, when I rhyme, while blowing on my
 Bagpipes from Baghdad  Somebody turn the vacancy sign on, 'cause I'm gone, blowing on my
 Bagpipes from Baghdad 
I run the streets and act like a madman, holding a Glad bag

You can be a permanent fixture
In my lyrical mixture
I'm the miracle whip trickster 
My signature sound, when the tube of lipstick's around 
I'm bound to put it on in an instant, wow
Man what an ensemble, what an assortment of pharma 
Ceuticals, it's beautiful, pill dust in my palm, my
 Cuticles get residue just from touching the bottle  Never knew I could remind me so much of my mama
I'll cut you like Dahmer, pull a butcher knife on ya
The size of a sword boy, I'm like a fuckin' Red Sonia 
Get it stuck in your cornea 
Nice knowin ya Norman 
You're so fuckin' annoyin 
Drop the shovel boy, you don't know what the fuck ya doin'
I ain't playin' no fuckin' more
Nick Cannon you prick, I wish you luck with the fuckin' whore  Every minute there's a sucker born
 Snuck up on Malachai and made the motherfucker suck on a shuck of corn
 Shuck of, shuck of corn, shuck of corn
Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck and told him it's fuckin' on
What the fuck are you doin'
You're runnin' over the snow blower 
With the lawnmower, blow on your
 Bagpipes from Baghdad 

 Bagpipes from Baghdad 
When will it ever cease, for Pete's sakes he's crazy, to say the least  Bagpipes from Baghdad 
What's going through my mind half the time, when I rhyme, while blowing on my
 Bagpipes from Baghdad  Somebody turn the vacancy sign on, 'cause I'm gone, blowing on my
 Bagpipes from Baghdad 
I run the streets and act like a madman, holding a Glad bag

In the bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables
I bet you they become heterosexual
 Nothing will stop me from molesting you
 Titty fucking you 'til your breast nipple
Flesh, tickles my testicles 
Is what they said to the two conjoined twins
How's it going girlfriends, you need a boyfriend?
You need some ointment, just make an appointment 
Who's gonna see the doctor first, we'll do a coin flip
I just got my one year sobriety coin chip
When the bad get going, how bad does the going get
Baby you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins wit
Each other, especially when you're joined at the hip
I'm going to get the needle and thread from the sewing kit
An attempt to seperate 'em and stitch em back at the loin shit
 Lured the little boy with the chocolate Chips Ahoy chip
Cookie, lookie even took me a polaroid, bitch 

 Bagpipes from Baghdad 
When will it ever cease, for Pete's sakes he's crazy, to say the least  Bagpipes from Baghdad 
What's going through my mind half the time, when I rhyme, while blowing on my
 Bagpipes from Baghdad  Somebody turn the vacancy sign on, 'cause I'm gone, blowing on my
 Bagpipes from Baghdad 
I run the streets and act like a madman, holding a Glad bag of bagpipes from Baghdad

Written by: TREVOR LAWRENCE JR., MIKE ELIZONDO, MARK BATSON, SEAN CRUSE, MARSHALL MATHERS, DAWAUN PARKER, ANDRE YOUNG

Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Universal Music Publishing Group

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