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Todd Anthony Shaw (born April 28, 1966), better known by the stage name Too Short (stylized as Too $hort), is an American rapper, producer, and actor known for hit songs like 2006's "Blow the Whistle". more »

All you washed up hoes tryin' to throw that P
You're just a big freak, you better not complain,
When you hear these cocktails and you hear your name.
If you a fake bitch, ain't no thing 
I'll pick up the phone and call Danine.
If I call Marie, I know for a fact
I'm gettin' fucked in my drop top Cadillac 
I met this freak named Naomi  Straight dick sucker worked me and my homies.
She had a girlfriend, her name was Vicki 
I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick.
She was fine as fuck, but can't fuck with Tina
Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana.
I took her to my house and told her strip 
Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.
I said, "Bitch! You can do what you want
 Cause this true blue mack won't even front".
I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum
 Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none
I'm Sir Too $hort baby couldn't be no punk
I'm trying to get freaky cause I love the funk
My dick is big and her nigga had a little one,
I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun.
I know you stop and wonder just what it is

It's the California lifestyle that I live.
My name is Short, my game is long
I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
I know this girl named Annette
Get her all alone and she'll suck your dick
 Hella freaky, won't say no for shit
You and her all alone, nigga that's your bitch.
I know another freak her name's Joanne 
I always get the pussy 'cause I know I can
 Finest bitch around, ain't got no man
 Every time she cross my mind I go fuck her again.
She's like another bitch named Christina
 Bitch so dumb, I named her misdemeanor 
'cause it had to be a crime to be that dumb
I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth 
You know I did all that shit
She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna call that bitch,
And go dig in them guts like a gardener,
If she starts screamin', I'm gonna fuck the bitch harder.

 Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales
 These are the tales I tell so well
You don't like my dirty rap you can go to hell
'cause Short Dogg's on the mike tellin' cocktails.

I meet the groupies, hookers like Kathy,
 Fucking M.C.'s cause she's so nasty,
See her backstage trying to throw that ass,
She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that pussy 
You can't stop the bitch 
Let her roll on my rolls then I drop the bitch 
My name is Short my game is long
I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
I know another girl named Stephanie
Do anything she can to have sex with me
She really don't bring out the best in me
But I love her fine ass laying next to me.
She's like another freak named Nicole
So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold
I took her to my house, she gave me the panties 
I fucked her so good she told her friend named Angie.
 Angie called me up about two weeks later
 Talking some shit about do me player 
So I did her just like Tamara,
 Taking naked pictures with my Polaroid camera.
Next they told a girl named Rocquelle
Got my skin all under her fingernails 
She was diggin' in my back while I grind the shit
That was way back now I can't find the bitch 
But if I do, I'll probably do the same again  Break the bitch for everything 'cause I came to pimp.
I'm Too Short baby, I don't stop mackin'
I grab the microphone and I don't stop rappin'
You can bet your life as I spit these raps
I'll be fucking em' up like that, bitch.

 These are the tales the freaky tales
 These are the tales that I tell so well
You don't like my dirty raps you can go to hell
'cause Short Dogg is on the mike telling cocktales!


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