I Want a New Duck

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Weird Al Yankovic

Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic (born October 23, 1959) is an American singer-songwriter, music producer, accordionist, actor, comedian, writer, satirist, and parodist. Yankovic is known for his humorous songs that make light of popular culture and that often parody specific songs by contemporar… more »

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I want a new duck
One that won't try to bite
One that won't chew a hole in my socks 
One that won't quack all night 

I want a new duck
One with big webbed feet
One that knows how to wash my car
And keep his room real neat

One that won't raid the ice box
One that'll stay in shape 
One that's never gonna try to migrate or escape 
Or I'll tie him up with duck tape

I want a new duck
A mallard I think 
One that won't make a mess of my house 
Or build a nest in the bathroom sink

I want a new duck
One that won't steal my beer
One that won't stick his bill in my mail
One that knows the duck stops here

One that won't drive me crazy waddling all around 
One who'll teach me how to swim and help me not to drown 
And show me how to get down
How to get down baby

Get it?

I want a new duck
Not a swan or a goose 
Just a drake I can dress real cute
 Think I'm gonna name him Bruce 

I want a new duck
Not a quail or an owl
One that won't molt to much
One that won't smell too fowl

One that won't beg for breadcrumbs 
Hangin' around all day
He'd better mind his manners  Better do just what I say
Or he's gonna be duck patte, duck patte, yah, yah


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