The Old Saloon
(No I'm being serious) Yo, Its the Wild Wild West You came to the right place my man Get Ready, here we go (New Shit!) Welcome my Friends to the old saloon Everyone in town is hangin' out If you gotta drink, well you drink it down Then we'll all go have sex with whores (Brand New!) I'm Old Bill I just rode into town On my horse? You betcha on my horse! That the thing in the Old West Times Everybody enjoys a good horse ride If you cheat at cards you'll get thrown out Right out the Saloon doors on your butt Come back in and buy a round of whiskey Guess what? All is forgiven! Blibbity Jane and your another guy that's probably an Indian This whiskeys warm and smells like piss Oh no my stache smells like piss! So that's the story see if you can do it The Old Wild West is no place for a lady I'm the bartender but I'm also the Mayor So just put that Asian Hooker (DJ wha') on my lap I'm Tiny Tim and its almost Christmas Sure is dusty here.