Levi Johnston's Blues

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Benjamin Scott "Ben" Folds (born September 12, 1966) is an American singer-songwriter and record producer. From 1995-2000, Folds was the frontman and pianist of the alternative rock band Ben Folds Five. After the group temporarily disbanded, Folds performed as a solo artist and has toured all over the world. The group reunited in 2011. He has also collaborated with musicians such as William Shatner, Regina Spektor and "Weird Al" Yankovic and undertaken experimental songwriting projects with authors such as Nick Hornby and Neil Gaiman. In addition to contributing music to the soundtracks of the animated films Over the Hedge, and Hoodwinked!, Folds produced Amanda Palmer's first solo album and has been a judge on the NBC a cappella singing contest The Sing-Off … more »


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2010
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Woke up this morning, what do I see?
Three thousand cameras pointed at me.
Dude says, "You Levi?"
I'm like, "Yes, that's me sir."
"Well, you just knocked up the VP nominee's daughter."

So I tell him, "No, you got it wrong, mister,
Already got a girl, and her name is Bristol."
And they all laugh and say, "Where you been, sonny?
Your mother-in-law's a heartbeat from the presidency."

And I say, "Mother-in-law? No, we ain't getting married!"
They say, "Soon you will, boy; she just announced it."
I get on my dirt bike and ride to my girl's home,
I'm gonna lay down the law
And tell her what's going on

I'm a fucking redneck,
I live to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing
And kill some moose.
I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess,
You f*ck with me and I kick your ass.

So we talk and it turns out we don't believe in abortion
And sex outside marriage is against our religion.
And when I try to tell 'em I'm eighteen years old,
They say, "Levi, it's too late,
You gotta do as you're told."

I say, "Mother-in-law? No, we ain't getting married!"
They say, "Soon you will, boy; she just announced it."
I get on my dirt bike and ride to my girl's home,
Gonna lay down the law
And tell her what's going on:

I'm a fucking redneck,
I live to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing
And kill some moose.
I like to shoot the shit and do some chilling I guess,
You f*ck with me and I kick your ass.

I'm a fucking redneck,
I live to hang out with the boys, get on my snowboard, do some fishing
And kill some moose.
I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess,
You f*ck with me and I kick your ass.

Yeah, I like to shoot the shit, do some chillin' I guess
Kick some ass

I'm a fucking redneck,
I live to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing
And kill some moose.
I like to shoot the shit and do some chilling I guess,
You f*ck with me and I kick your ass.

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Written by: BEN FOLDS, BENJAMIN SCOTT FOLDS, NICHOLAS PETER JOHN HORNBY, NICK HORNBY

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