Psychic to the Stars

Cledus T. Judd

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Cledus T. Judd

Barry Poole (born December 18, 1964, in Cartersville, Georgia) is an American country music artist who records under the name Cledus T. Judd. Known primarily for his parodies of popular country music songs, he has been called the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music, and his albums are usually an equal mix of original comedy songs and parodies. Judd has released nine studio albums and two EPs, and several of their singles have entered the Billboard Hot Country Songs charts. His highest chart peak is the No. 48 "I Love NASCAR", a parody of Toby Keith's 2003 single "I Love This Bar”. Poole graduated from Cass High School in Cartersville, Georgia in 1982. more »


Year:
1998
2:52
105 

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I was staring a hole through CMT
Watchin' everybody else who'd been waitin' for me
I thought by now I'd been a household name
After all I had, if Shania was mine
And though "Bigger Than the Beatles" got played all the time
Them funny videos why there's my claim to fame

Now all of a sudden there's a slew of comedians
Foxworthy, Bill Engvall and back comes Ray Stevens
Folks right there's some real competition
I started getting a little bit paranoid
Heck if this keeps up, I'll be unemployed
Then out of the blue it came to me in a vision

[Chorus:]
Now I'm the psychic to the stars
They call me up from wherever they are
I'm always over-booked
Lord my phone rings off the hook
I'm the psychic to the stars

Ha ha
I told Tim and Faith they ought to tie the knot
Why you think Deana Carter's so hot
Boy I'd shave my legs for a sip of that Strawberry Wine
When Mindy McCready's on my caller ID
I'd take her call immediately
Ten Thousand Angels couldn't get me off of that line
Garth Brooks called dang near a hundred times
But I was too busy consultin' Leann Rimes
Trying to predict the number of albums she sold last night

I had Brooks & Dunn on a conference call
They said "Cledus would you look into your crystal ball"
I said "I'd love to boys, but I got Tanya Tucker on hold,
Gotta go."

[Chorus]

Now I got a new career and I charge a hefty fee
Why it worked for Dionne Warwick now it works for Cledus T.
Call me

Now I'm the psychic to the stars
They call me up from wherever they are
I've got a clairvoyant sense
For a feller that's so dense
I'm the psychic to the stars
Just call the psychic to the stars

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Written by: BRUCE BURCH, CLEDUS T. JUDD, FREDDY WELLER

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