Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I'm robin lench! [applausin']
And welcome to the "lifestyles of the poor and unfortunate"!
Where you and your broad can win eight days and nine dangerous nights at
'the come on in hotel', overviewing the watch tower (oww!)
And for your transportation pleasures, you get to ride on what?
The "r.t.d.": the "rough, tough and dangerous"
Where, we provide you and your bitch round trip transfer
Straight down raaange [5 shots] (ayo, nigga! get outta the car, nigga!)
Where you can meet, who? o.g. mcbone! (who the fuck are?)
Hello, o.g. mcbone! say: "hi!" (nigga, fuck you muthafucka! get outta here, punk!)
And for your gambling cravings
You can lose that trick-bitch that's with ya almost
Well basically anywhere! (i give you $20 for your bitch!)
And for your nightlife entertainment, you get to visit
Our very own strawberry showgirls! located where? on figueroa!
'ey, 'ey, bitch! 'ey, how much for "head"?
Hahahahahah! ow ahahh!
Ow! until next time!
40 ounce dreams and watermelon wishes!
I'm robin lench, peace!
Written by: ANTHONY D. WHEATON, MARK S. JORDAN, O'SHEA JACKSON
Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
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