Beautiful [Heathers World Premiere Cast Recording]

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Barrett Wilbert Weed

Barrett Wilbert Weed (born November 6, 1988) is an American musical theater actress and singer. She is best known for originating the role of Veronica Sawyer in the Off-Broadway production of Heathers: The Musical and the role of Janis Sarkisian in the Broadway production of Mean Girls. more »

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September 1st, 1989
Dear Diary
I believe I'm a good person
You know, I think that there's good in everyone, but, here we are! 
First day of senior year!
And, uh, I look around at these kids that I've known all my life and I ask myself
What happened?

Freak! Slut! Burnout! Bug-eyes! Poser! Lard-ass!

We were so tiny, happy and shiny
Playing tag and getting chased

Freak! Slut! Loser! Shortbus!

Singing and clapping, laughing and napping
Baking cookies, eating paste

Bull-dyke! Stuck-up! Hunchback!

Then we got bigger, that was the trigger
Like the Huns invading Rome

Oh, sorry!

Welcome to my school, this ain't no high school
This is the Thunderdome

Hold your breath and count the days, we're graduating soon

White trash!

College will be paradise, if I'm not dead by June!

But I know, I know, life can be beautiful
I pray, I pray for a better way
If we changed back then, we could change again
We can be beautiful
Just not today

Hey, are you okay?

Get away, nerd

Oh, okay

Freak! Slut! Cripple! Homo! Homo! Homo!

Things will get better soon as my letter
Comes from Harvard, Duke, or Brown
Wake from this coma, take my diploma
Then I can blow this town

Dream of ivy-covered walls and smoky French cafes

Watch it!

Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze!

Oops

Ram Sweeney
Third year as linebacker and eighth year of smacking lunch trays and being a huge dick

What did you say to me, skank?

Aah, nothing!

But I know, I know (I know, I know)
Life can be beautiful (beautiful)
I pray, I pray (I pray, I pray)
For a better way (for a better way)
We were kind before (ooh)
We can be kind once more (ooh)
We can be beautiful (ooh, beautiful)

Ugh!
Hey, Martha

Hey

Martha Dunnstock
My best friend since diapers

We on for movie night?

Yeah, you're on Jiffy Pop detail

I rented "The Princess Bride"

Ho-ho-ho, again? Wait, don't you have it memorized by now?

What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending

Martha Dumptruck! Wide load! Honk!

Ha ha!

Kurt Kelly, quarterback
He is the smartest guy on the football team
Which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf

Ha ha! Alright!

Hey! Pick that up! Right now!

I'm sorry, are you actually talking to me?

Yes, I am
I wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend
You're a high school has-been waiting to happen
A future gas station attendant

You have a zit right there

Dear diary
Why

Why do they hate me?

Why don't I fight back?

Why do I act like such a creep?

Why

Why won't he date me?

Why did I hit him?

Why do I cry myself to sleep?

Why

Somebody hug me!
Somebody fix me!
Somebody save me!

Send me a sign, God!
Give me some hope, here!
Something to live for!

Ah! Heather, Heather, and Heather!

And then there's the Heathers
They float above it all

I love Heather, Heather, and Heather

I hate Heather, Heather, and Heather

Heather McNamara, head cheerleader
Her dad is loaded, he sells engagement rings

I want Heather, Heather, and Heather

Heather Duke, runs the yearbook
No discernible personality, but her mom did pay for implants

I need Heather, Heather, and Heather

And Heather Chandler, the Almighty
She is a mythic bitch

They're solid Teflon, never bothered, never harassed
I would give anything to be like that

Mm

I'd like to be their boyfriend

That would be beautiful
Mm

If I sat at their table, guys would notice me

So beautiful
Ooh

I'd like them to be nicer

That would be beautiful
Ooh

I'd like to kidnap a Heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse 
And leave her tied up for the rats

Grow up, Heather, bulimia is so '87

Maybe you should see a doctor, Heather

Yeah, Heather
Maybe I should

Ah, Heather and Heather and Heather
Perhaps you didn't hear the bell over all the vomiting 
You're late for class

Heather wasn't feeling well 
We're helping her

Not without a hall pass, you're not
Week's detention

Um, actually, Ms. Fleming, all four of us are out on a hall pass 
Yearbook committee

I see you're all listed
Hurry up and get where you're going

This is an excellent forgery
Who are you?

Uh, Veronica Sawyer 
I crave a boon

What boon?

Um
Let me sit at your table, at lunch
Just once, no talking necessary
If people think that you guys tolerate me, then they'll leave me alone
Before you answer, I also do report cards, permission slips, and absence notes

How about prescriptions?

Shut up, Heather

Sorry, Heather

For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure

And a symmetrical face
If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves
That's very important

Of course, you could stand to lose a few pounds

And ya know, ya know, ya know?
This could be beautiful
Mascara, maybe some lip gloss
And we're on our way
Get this girl some blush
And Heather, I need your brush
Let's make her beautiful

Let's make her beautiful

Let's make her beautiful

Make her beautiful

Okay?

Okay!

Out of my way, geek!

I don't want trouble

You're gonna die at 3 p.m.!

Don't you dare touch me! Get away, pervert!

What did I ever do to them?

Who could survive this?
I can't escape this!
I think I'm dying!

Who's that with Heather?

Whoa

Heather, Heather, Heather

And someone!

Heather, Heather, Heather

And a babe!

Heather, Heather, Heather

Veronica?!

Veronica? Veronica? Veronica?!

And you know, you know, you know
Life can be beautiful (ah, beautiful!)
You hope, you dream, you pray
And you get your way!
Ask me how it feels (beautiful!)
Lookin' like hell on wheels
My God, it's beautiful! (ah, beautiful!)
I might be beautiful (beautiful!)
And when you're beautiful
It's a beautiful frickin' day!

Heather! Heather! Heather! Veronica!
Heather! Heather! Heather! Veronica!
Veronica! Veronica! Veronica!
Veronica!

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