Jingle Bombs
by Jeff Dunham

Dashing through the sand,
with a bomb strapped to my back,
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq,
I got through Checkpoint A,
but not through Check point B,
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the U.S. military

It's not funny!

Ohh jingle bombs, jingle bombs,
Mine blew up you see,
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me,
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead,
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head,
I used to be a man, but every time I cough,
Thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work,
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convienent store night clerk,
Ohh jingle bombs , jingle bombs I think I got screwed,
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you!!!!!

I kill you!
Lyrics submitted by Cortney.