Jackpot the Pimp (Skit)
by Chingy

Hey Whasup with ya ladies and gentlemen this evenin ya dig
I'm Jackpot the Pimp steppin in for a minute screamin at yall ya dig
The one who taught the Mack how to Mack
and the one who taught Superfly how to flap his muthafuckin wings
Yes in the flesh it's me Jackpot the muthafuckin pimp
I see some of you playas
Got your hoes walkin around and they movin too muthafuckin slow
the bitch must got bricks on her muthafuckin feet
well check this out nigga
If you got a crease in your muthafuckin shoes
well ya walkin too much
and you aint no real pimp
man look
I got hoes who drive me around in a Deville 'Lac
with a muthafuckin wheel on the back
and bitch I'm kicken my gators off
with my feet on the meat muthafuckin rug ya understand?
and ya got to understand this pimpin is real you dig?
nigga I eat sleep and breathe pussy muthafucka
Fuck the stock market
I'm down with the cock market you dig it?
Niggas talkin bout it's a drought
Nigga it aint no drought
I bring them hoes in and I bring them hoes out
bitch ya need to be all you can be
but this aint the US Navy
bitch this the US Pay Me
I got 22 bitches coast to coast
bringin me 10 cent a muthafuckin week
let's do the math
that's 10 G's times 52
That's over half a million dollars a year
[Clap Clap]
Bitch come hurr!
Lyrics submitted by Jerry.