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My dog's stomach was very upset
So I put him in the car
And we went to the vet
And on our way to the vet
I killed a cat
Isn’t that ironic…

I adopted a child from overseas
To rescue him from child labor factories
And on his very first birthday
We went to Build-A-Bear Workshop

Isn’t that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C
A water park has burnt to the ground
And a tow truck has broken down
I always used to cry when I laughed
And then I was raped by a clown
Isn’t that ironic…

I was watching Al Gore
on CNN he was talking and
talking and talking and then
out of boredem my pet
polar bear shot himself
Isn't that Ironic...


I dated an animal right’s activist
And one day she got really pissed
Because I was eating veil
That was rapped in PETA bread


I’m a stand-up comic
And I always sit and slouch
And I got my girlfriend pregnant
On my sterile uncle’s, pull-out couch


I said
Isn’t that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C
Ancient Greece was the place
Where the smartest dudes were at
Now the only place you see Greek letters
Is at a fucking frat
Isn’t that ironic…
I-R-O-N-I-C
Ironic
I-R-O-N-I-C

Everyday you play the board game
Risk when you've probably
never taken a risk in your life
and Monopoly is far from the stranglehold
on the borad game market
A little boy died from suffication
when he choked on a game peice
from operation
And i cant grow a beard that ones
not ironic that ones just sad

And Bob Barker got all of
my pet's pregnant

My grandfather had alzheimer's
And one day we were… oh shit…
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