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I'm No Kin to the Monkey
by Roland Zimmerman



I’m no kin to the monkey, no no no
And the monkey’s no kin to me, yeah yeah yeah
I don’t know much about his ancestors
But mine didn’t swing from a tree.

It seem so unbelievable
And yet they're saying it's true
They're teaching us about it in school now
That humans were monkeys once too.

Well, ... (chorus)

Although it’s so ridiculous
They’re teaching us now that it’s true.
The teachers that came from a monkey
Would be better off in a zoo.

Well, ... (chorus)

It seems so much more believable
And surely, surely it’s true
That God made man in his image.
No monkey story will do.

Well, ... (chorus)

This monkey business has got to go
Because it just isn’t true.
It’s such a disgrace to the monkey
A disgrace to the human race, too.

Well, ... (chorus)
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Lyrics submitted by Mas.