I'm No Kin to the Monkey
by Roland Zimmerman

I’m no kin to the monkey, no no no
And the monkey’s no kin to me, yeah yeah yeah
I don’t know much about his ancestors
But mine didn’t swing from a tree.

It seem so unbelievable
And yet they're saying it's true
They're teaching us about it in school now
That humans were monkeys once too.

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Although it’s so ridiculous
They’re teaching us now that it’s true.
The teachers that came from a monkey
Would be better off in a zoo.

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It seems so much more believable
And surely, surely it’s true
That God made man in his image.
No monkey story will do.

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This monkey business has got to go
Because it just isn’t true.
It’s such a disgrace to the monkey
A disgrace to the human race, too.

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Lyrics submitted by Mas.