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I'm Bo Yo [Live]
by Bo Burnham



lets rock this sh**

I dont know if all boy scouts are gays
cuz they could probably tie the knot in like 50 different ways.
got a safe full of cherrys cuz i pop it and lock it,
a girls like a fridge once a week you should stalk it.
girl if you're in to rimming
its only safe if you're swimming,
but girl dont sit on that couch
cuz i treat my objects like women.

i spit fire like i just blew a demon,
my sh**s so hot ill leave your toilet bowl steaming.
I'm on a tarrot of the card of the gypsies,
you'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses,
if your pants are loose i replete you,
your a first time vegen and its nice to meet ya,

im bo yo, im the greatest rapper ever
and wheather-o-wheather ether you think im clever or not,
think you're better you're not,
dont need a sweater im hot,
im a real g shorty that can really find your g spot...
wow ya, what the f***s a g spot?

go to a vagina orchard,
count one two three,
spin that plan around,
you got a third word country,
thats right, consider yourself warned,
im offencsive and creative like handicap porn.

you're playing with your breasts,
excuse me can i try it ma'am,
you're pushig them together like a titti-vandiagram,
look at that crack,
excuse me can i buy a gram?
right below your diaphragm,
a** looks like your hiding ham,

first base, we're making out,
2nd base, im getting fake out,
3rd base, getting take out,
and i try to take it home if i knew i take it out,
but i just dont know i said i just dont care,
my floors so cold i need a tampon for my polar bear,
and you can spell and smell my stink,
b-o lingers and it make you think,

cuz im bo yo, im the greaest rapper ever
and wheather-o-wheather ether you think im clever or not,
think you're better you're not,
dont need a sweater im hot
im a real g shorty that can really find your g spot
wow,
provided that you point me in the general direction..

cuz girls are like doughnuts when i be busting bo-nutts,
i could make them cream filled or give them a layer of glazed,
im like doug's friends skeeter whenever i meet her,
cuz i skeeter so hard people call her patty mayonaize.
yo hey, my girls epolectic,
cuz she's the one im jerking
come on you asian child laborer,
show me what you're working with.
oo large matchinary?

cuz theres an inverse relationship between respect and sex
and im talking about religios sects like a morman sects,
thats says you can have sex with members of a different sex,
but you cant have sex with members of the same sex,
so if the sex can't be different and the sex can't be the same,
the only sex left is some left hand shame
and girl i left you cuz you left the game,
and if that dont feel right then you can write my name

cuz im bo yo,
im the greatest rapper ever
and wheather ya wheather ether you think im clever or not,
think you're better, you're not,
dont need a sweater im hot
something aout a g- oh whatever

yo, i said my junks so long that it hangs and swings,
so at the nude beach people think im looking for lost rings,
play the skin flute, you're big boy sings,
if you wanna take it all wear african neck rings
it makes your neck long- cuz my d***s-

haters call me gay,
but that aint hating,
cuz im not homophobic,
my morals are straight
and if im in the closet,
you are bologna,
taking the b-a-t out of basement homie
semin spells..

cuz im bo yo,

i love you
my moms here tonight umm
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Lyrics submitted by Kyrie.
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