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Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun
by Julie Brown



It was homecoming night in my high school.
Everyone was there it was tottaly cool.
I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans.
And my best friend Debbie was homecoming queen.

She looked so pretty in pink shoe fons. (Shoe fons)
Riding the float with her tiarra on. (Tiarra on)
Holding this humungus boquet in her hands. (Bouquet)
She looked straight out of Disneyland.
You know that cinderella ride? I mean definety an e-ticket. (E-ticket oooo)

Crowd was cheering. Everyone was stoked. (Was stoked)
I mean it was like the whole school was tottaly coked or something.
The band was playing Ever Green, then all of a sudden somebody screamed.

"Look out! The homecoming queens' got a gun! (Ahhh)
Everybody run, The homecoming queens' got a gun.
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun.

Debbie, smiling and waving her gun. Picking off cheerleaders one by one.
Oh but this pom-pom just blew to bits.
Oh no Missy's head just did the splits.

God my best friends on a shooting spree!
Stop it Debbie you're embarrassing me!
How could you do what you just did?
Are you having a really bad period?

Everybody run, the homecoming queens' got a gun.
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun.
(Stop Debbie you're making a mess. Got a burgers all over your dress.)
An hour later the cops arrived.
By the the entire glee club had died.
No big loss you wouldn't beleive what they brought to stop her!
Tear gas, machine guns, even a chopper!

(Put down your gun and and agree to come out of the club!)
Debbie wouldn't listen to what the cops said.
She aimed and fired and now that math teachers' dead.
Its really sad but kind of a releif, I mean we had this really big test coming up next week!

Everybody run, the homecoming queens' got a gun.
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun.
(Debbie's really having a blast, she's wasting half of her dress.

The cops fired a warning shot that blew her off the float.
I tried to scream "duck!". But it stuck in my throat.
She hit the grownd and did a flip, it was real achrobatic.
But I was crying so hard I couldn't work my instimatics.
I ran down to Debbie, I had to find out, What made her do it?
Why'd she freak out?
I saw the bullet had gotten her right in the ear.
I knew then Inear the end, was near.

So, I ran down, and said. In her good ear.
"Debbie why'd you do it?
She raised her haid and smiled and said.
I..I..did it... for Johnny.

Johnny? Well, like who's Johnny?
Answer me Debbie, who's Johnny?
Does anybody here know Johnny? Are you Johnny?
There was one guy named Johnny, but he was a tottal geek, he always had food in his braces.
Answer me Debbie, who's Johhny?
O god this is like that movie Citicen King, when you later find out Rose Bud was a sled.
But we'll never know who Johnny was. Cuz like... she's dead!

Everybody run, the homecoming queens' got a gun.
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a..
Everybody run.
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Lyrics submitted by Kathleen.