F--K Shop
by 2 Live Crew

I know a place just down there two streets.
Baby, theyll ask you no questions and give you clean sheets!

(gong noise)

[luke]:welcome to the fuck sho-o-o-op!

Verse 1: [fresh kid ice]
Theres only one place where we can go
Where the price is right just to fuck a ho
Its always popular with the girls and the guys
cause for all my money, its the best buy
Ten dollars, two hours is the time of the stay
Its more than enough time to slay
Each room has a bed and also a sink
So you can wash your dick after fucking the pink
But be careful of the things that you use
Cause you can get arrested for sex abuse
So as you hit the door and the panties drop,
Whole lot of suckin and fuckin at the fuck shop!

Verse 2: [brother marquis]
Please come inside, make yourself at home
I want to fuck, cause my dicks on bone
You little whore behind closed doors
You would drink my cum and nothing more
Now spread your wings open for the flight
Let me fill you up with something milky and white
cause Im hopin to slay you, rough and painful
You innocent bitch, dont be shameful
Bring out the ice cubes and the hot water
This is the second half, and not the second quarter
Ill fuck you till you sleep; youll sleep like a baby
And in your dreams, youll say Im crazy
In the fuck shop!

[luke] (squeaky voice): youre in the fuck shop, babeeee!i wanna see you freak!!

Verse 3: [luke]
In the fuck shop! thats where its at!
In the fuck shop! the place to splak!
In the fuck shop! where all the boys go!
In the fuck shop! fuckin all the hoes!

(gong noise)

[luke]: thank you for fuckin at the fuck sho-o-o-op!!
Lyrics submitted by lindsay.