E.R.
by Drop Dead, Gorgeous

You won't have to wait in line
Watch them wheel her in
All she can see is white
Face down on a mattress

Hurry Doctor Young, won't want to miss the party

Ankle films are back on cupid
A singing telegram slipped on some ice

We need a doc in radiology
Inject an IV contrast
A patient named Jones

BP's 50 over 70, BP's 90 over 50, pulse is 120
Pupils fixed and dilated she's beginning to flat line
She's not going to make it
I CAN FEEL YOUR HEART STOP!!!!!!

Charge the paddles to 15:CLEAR!!!

We need a patch to stop the bleeding
We need a patch to stop the bleeding
We need a patch to stop the bleeding
We need a patch to stop the BLEEDING!!!!!
We need a patch to stop the bleeding
We need a patch to stop the bleeding
We need a patch to stop the bleeding
We need a patch to stop the bleeding
We need a patch to stop the bleeding
We need a patch to stop the bleeding
We need a patch to stop the bleeding
We need a patch to stop the bleeding
We need a patch to stop the bleeding
We need a patch to stop the bleeding
We need a patch to stop the bleeding
We need a patch to stop the BLEEDING!!!!
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Lyrics submitted by Alfonso.