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D**k in a Box [DVD][*]
by The Lonely Island



hello
hi, do you want to go to a party with me?
no, games on.
oh, i almost forgot,i'll be right there
we like sports and we dont care who knows
from shooting hoops to the super bowl
we like sports and we dont care who knows
football, football, football
tennis
hockey
golf
the game is starting, everyone is here, i got my snacks, my friends, and a beer
just 2 normal guys, hanging out, having fun
right guy number 2,yeah guy number 1
E to the S to the P to the N
is all i watch cause im the man
if my team loses, i'll be mean all night, if you tell me to relax, we'll get in a fight
watching sports with girls is a pain, they dont know the rules, theres no time to explain
single, double, triple, home run
before the celebration, i'll shoot my gun
i like my friend, hes a real guys guy
hes not a loud mouth, like that cunt hole Steve
we like sports and we dont care who knows
from Wimbledon to the Astrodome
we like sports and we dont care who knows
football, football, football
tennis
hockey
golf
now when i say SPORTZ, you say NUTZ
SPORTZ
NUTZ
SPORTZ
NUTZ
when i say CHEATING, you say SUX
CHEATING
SUX
CHEATING
SUX
i drink whiskey cause i like the taste, you think its bitter, but i think its great
i also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars
dont believe me? smell our cars
we're real men, and we like sportz, if you say that we're not, then we'll see you in court
im team captain and i chose you
im the other team captain and i chose you too
we steal the ball and we're off to the races
we scare the other team with our mad dog faces like
what what what what what what
what what what what what what
we like sports and we dont care who knows
from the pre game jokes to the wrap up show
we like sports and we dont care who knows
football, football, football
tennis
hockey
golf
throw me the baseball
now toss me the big skin
now feed me the rock
now give me the rock
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Lyrics submitted by Leandra.
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