Dammit Janet
by Richard O'Brien

Hey Janet (yes Brad?)
I've got something to say (uh-huh?)
I really love the skillful way
you beat the other girls
to the bride's bouquet (oh Brad)

The river was deep but I swam it (Janet)
The future is ours so let's plan it (Janet)
So please, don't tell me to can it (Janet)
I've one thing to say and that's dammit, Janet
I love you!

The road was long but I ran it (Janet)
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it (Janet)
If there's one fool for you than I am it (Janet)
I've one thing to say and that's dammit, Janet
I love you!

Here's the ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad, or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T
I love you so!

Oh it's nicer than Betty Monroe had! (oh, Brad)
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad (oh, Brad)
That you've met mom and you know dad (oh, Brad)
One thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad, for you too!

Oh, Brad (oh.... dammit)
I'm mad (oh, Janet)
For you (I love you too)

There's one thing left to do

And that's go see the man who began it (Janet)
When we met in his science exam-it (Janet)
Made me give you the eye and then panic (Janet)
Now I've one thing to say and that's dammit, Janet
I love you

Dammit Janet
Oh, Brad I'm mad
Dammit Janet
I LOVE YOU!
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Lyrics submitted by Jillian.