N. Chaaya was born on Mars in 1234 BC. He lived there for the first 1234 years of his life before moving to Rome. he had a brief love affair with the empress but left 2 millenia later after a messy divorce. He traveled around for 9 years before settling down and having kids. His kids grew up fast and within a year, had already left home. He now works at Muslim Outreach College Bris-vagas.
This webpage is for you Chaaya, I told you I would tell your story to the world and you can't stop me. Muhahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!