Cereal Wars
by AFI

Get up early, going to the store.
Post,Kellogs,General Mills?
Its the cereal wars.
fucking store never h.as the monsters and they never get more.
Post,Kellogs General Mills?
Its the cereal wars.
I hope Sexual Chocolate is in stock, its got a condom in the box.
I'll try some Cocoa Puffs today, who the fuck is Sonny anyway?
Some say Dino's are the best, they got more marshmallows then the rest.
There's not alot of Cocoa in Cocoa Krispies,and always stay away from
Wheaties!
Now it's dinner time and going back to the store.
I had some Erkels, liked 'em alot.
It's the cereal wars.
I wish I were Calvin or Hobbs, then i could try some
Sugar Bombs.
The soggies will never get
Cap'n Crunch,I guess I'll have Crunch Berries for lunch.
Breakfast cereals need to be sweet.
That's the only kind I'll eat.
Give me sugar not nuts and twigs!
Do I look like a fuckin squirrel to you?
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Lyrics submitted by Taylor.