Carolyn Clownin' (Skit)
by South Park Mexican

Spooniqua: Girl I like this club, that DJ here is jamming, did you see that Dope House soldja lookin at you?

Yaya: Oh ya, ya, see that man he looka lika fine man!

Madge: I really like this club too, I'm glad you brought me here... I'm going to tell all my girls back home in London about the Roxy, it's simply smashing.

Spooniqua: Mhm, but I know y'all see Carolyn over there, in that corner thinking she the s?!*, she think she all that.

Yaya: Ya, ya, I see her over there, think she all good.

Madge: I remember when I tried to do a simple interview with her for my magazine and she was acting quite stuck up.

Yaya: Oh ya, speak of magazine, she come to my store, and read magazine, not buy! She looka crazy. she put her hands all ova magazine but she no buy.

Spooniqua: Girl you crazy.

Yaya: She no buy nothing, eva! She just come in and look and walk right back out.

Madge: I don't know why she acts that way.

Spooniqua: I feel ya, I don't know what the hell wrong with her, but that b?!*# can sang.

Yaya: Ya, ya, that's true, that b?!*# can sing, that's a fo sho.

Spooniqua: Girl you crazy.

Madge: Oh new; oh come on!
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Lyrics submitted by ashley.