Boys And Buses
by Nashville Cast

She was sitting there
With her beehive hair
And said, honey,
That's a waste of good mascara

She handed me a pink kleenex
And I'll never forget
What she said next

Boys and buses got a lot in common
They both pick up speed
When you try to stop 'em
You could waste your breath
You could scream and cuss 'em
But there's no use chasing after
Boys and buses

Don't worry
We can fix that
Thank God for auto-tune

She said some leave with a guitar case
And some wind up at an army base


Maybe I oughta marry her then
Take the money and run Hollywood

But the cost is lost
Once the ticket's bought
And you can't catch but
Don't wanna be caught
Lyrics submitted by Samantha.