Boat Drinks
by Jimmy Buffett

Boat drinks
Boys in the bar ordered boat drinks
Visitors scored on the home rink
Everything seems to be wrong
Lately newspapers mentioned cheap air fare
I've got to fly to Saint Somewhere
I'm close to bodily harm

Twenty degrees and the hockey game's on
Nobody cares they are way too far gone
Screamin "Boat Drinks" something to keep em all warm
This morning I shot six holes in my freezer
I think I've got cabin fever
Somebody sound the alarm

I'd like to go to the pace of life's slow
Could you beam me somewhere Mr Scott?
Any old place here on Earth or in space
You pick the century and I'll pick the spot

I know I should be leavin this climate
I got a verse but can't rhyme it
I'm gonna go where it's warm

Boat drinks
Waitress I need two more boat drinks
Then I'm headin' south 'fore my dream shrinks

I gotta go where its warm
I gotta go where its warm
I gotta go where its warm
I gotta go where there ain't any snow
Where there ain't any blow
'Cause my fin sinks so low
I gotta go where it's warm
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Lyrics submitted by Kenda.