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Bigger the Figure
by Louis Prima



I got a woman as a big as a house, yes sir
She’s as big a two story house with a porch and a fence
You won’t believe what you see when you look at her
She enormous colossal tremendous gigantic immense
Why try to deny it, she’s just what like
If she goes on a diet, I’ll go on strike

The bigger the figure, the better I like her
The better I like her, the better I feed her
The better I feed her, the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure, the more I can love

She’s exactly like a watermelon
Big and round and sweet
And in a party dress, she may be quite a mess
But I love her a lot, so what if she’s not so neat.

The bigger the figure, the better I like her
The better I like her, the better I feed her
The better I feed her, the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure, the more I can love

If she ever eats me out of money
And we need the rent
Well that’ll be a cinch, ‘cause when we’re in a pinch
I can put her to work under a circus tent.

The bigger the figure, the better I like her
The better I like her, the better I feed her
The better I feed her, the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure, the more I can love

She’s exactly like a watermelon
Big and round and sweet
And in a party dress, she may be quite a mess
I love her a lot, so what if she isn’t so neat.

The bigger the figure, the better I like her
The better I like her, the better I feed her
The better I feed her, the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure, the more I can love
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Lyrics submitted by Frank.