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Because I Got High
by Afroman



It's like I don't care about nothin man
Roll another blunt
(yeah) Oo Oo Oo
LA da da da da da
La da da
La da da da
La da da da
La da da da

I was gunna clean my room
until I got high (ha ha)
Oo Oo Oo
I was gunna get up and find the broom
but then I got high (ungh)
La da da da da da
My room is still messed up
and I know why (Why man?) Yeah heah
Cause I got high (yeah)
Because I got high (hell yeah)
Because I got high

La da da da da da da
I was gunna go to class
before I got high (come on yall check it out ungh)
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed
But I got high (ungh ungh)
La da da da da da
Im takin it next semester
And I know why (why man) yeah heah
Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

(go to the next one go to the next one go to the next one)
(chicken sound) Ungh

I was gunna go to work
but then I got high
Ungh Oo Oo Oo
I just got a new promotion
But I got high (yeah ungh ungh)
La da da da da da
Now I'm sellin dope
And I know why (why man?) yeah heah
Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

La da da da da da da

I was gunna go to court (yeah)
Before I got high
Ungh Oo Oo Oo
I was gunna pay my child support
But then I got high (no u wasn't)
Yeah La da da da da da da
They took my whole paycheck
And I know why (why man?) yeah heah
Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

La da da da da da

I wasn't gunna run from the cops
But I was high ungh (I'm serious man)
Oo Oo Oo
I was gunna pull right over and stop
But I was high
Ungh La da da da da da
Now I'm a paraplegic
And I know why (why man?) yeah heah
Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

LA da da da da da

I was gunna pay my car note
Until I got high (say what say what)
Oo Oo Oo
I wasn't gunna gamble on the boat (yeah)
But then I got high
Yeah (Ungh Ungh )
La da da da da da
The tow trucks pullin away
And I know why (why man?) yeah heah
Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

La da da da da da

I was gunna make love to you (ohhhh)
But then I got high (I'm serious)
I was gunna eat yo pussy too (ohhhh)
But then I got high
La da da da
Now I'm jackin off
And I know why (turn that shit off) yeah heah
Cause I got high (keep goin)
Because I got high (hey do that over man. Keep goin)
Because I got high

LA da da da da da (Go Go Go Go)

I messed up my entire life (Go go go go)
Because I got high (Go go go go)
Oo Oo Oo
I lost my kids and wife (Go yeah ungh)
Say what say what say what say what say what?
Because I got high
Now I'm sleepin on the sidewalk
And I know why (why man?) yeah heah
Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

La da da da da da

I'm a stop singin this song (ungh yeah)
Because I am high (present tense) (chicken sound) ( baby Oh)
Oo Oo Oo
I'm singin this whole thing wrong (yeah)
Because I am high (bring it back bring it back bring it back)
La da da da
And if I don't sell one copy
I know why (why man?) yeah heah
Cause I am high
Cause I am high
Cause I am high (are you really high tho man?)

La da da da da da da

La da da da da da La da da La da da da (he really is high man)
Shoop shoop shooby do wa (get jiggy with it)
Skippity be bop do wa
Oh bring it back bring it back bring it back bring it back
La da da da da da (ungh yeah yeah)
Lu du du du (say what say what)
Do dooo
Cause I am high
Cause I am high
Cause I am high (hey where the cluck at cuz)
Wock whock a whock a whock a whock aaaa

Well my name is Afroman
And I'm from East Palmdale
East Palmdale
And all the dope weed I be smokin
Is bomb as hell (excellent delivery)
I don't believe in Hitler
that's what I said (Oh my goodness)
Yes so all of you skins (skins?)
Please give me more head (muah ha ha ha ha ha)
muahfuck (chicken sound)

Afro muther fuckin M-A-N
M-A-N (yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ungh ungh)
A-E-I-O-U (A-E-I-O-U)
and sometimes W
We ain't gunna sell none of these mother fuckin albums cuz
Let's go back to Marshal Durbin and hang some more chickens cuz
Fuck it
Fuck the corporate world biatch!
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Lyrics submitted by Amanda Sucher.