Asain Flu
by RF7

Beijing, Singapore
Never felt this way before
Taipei, Toronto too
Rather have the Asian flu
Hong Kong, Viet Nam
Don’t stay in one place too long
Shanghai, Taiwan too
Rather have the Asian flu

Last year it was something else
Next year should be a living hell
Most places I shouldn’t breathe
Don’t even know what I should eat
All the progress we have made
All the lives that we have saved
Can’t remember yesterday
What we did along the way

Bombay, Mandalay
Least with AIDS I’m pretty safe
Moscow or Peru
Rather have the Asian flu
Saigon, Tokyo
Little SARS I’m good to go
Bangkok, Istanbul
Rather have the Asain flu

Sing Sing, Pakistan
Radiation or a really good tan
Shanghai, Taiwan too
Rather have the Asian flu
Beijing, Singapore
Never felt this way before
Taipei, Toronto too
Rather have the Asian flu
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Lyrics submitted by Felix.