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The Queers
The Queers are a punk band formed in 1982 by Portsmouth, New Hampshire native Joe King (aka Joe Queer) along with Scott Gildersleeve (aka Tulu), and Jack Hayes (aka Wimpy Rutherford). The band originally broke up in 1984, but reformed with Joe Queer and a new line-up in 1986. In 1990, the band signed with Shakin' Street Records and released their first album Grow Up. The album earned the band notoriety within New England, but with the release of their next album 1993's Love Songs for the Retarded, on Lookout! Records, their following grew larger.
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Ole Maestro [2014]
CBGB OMFUG Masters: Live 2/3/03, The Bowery Collection [2008]
| Song | Duration |
|---|---|
| No Tit | 1:25 |
| Brush Your Teeth | 1:12 |
| Monster Zero | 1:52 |
| This Place Sucks | 0:53 |
| You're Tripping | 1:43 |
| Blabbermouth | 1:04 |
| Kicked out of the Webelos | 0:54 |
| I Hate Everything | 1:13 |
| Like a Parasite | 2:20 |
| Fuck You | 0:54 |
| Teenage Bonehead | 1:53 |
| I Can't Stop Farting | 1:34 |
| Granola Head | 1:48 |
| Love Love Love | 2:23 |
| Another Girl | 1:33 |
| I Only Drink Bud | 1:56 |
| Punk Rock Girls | 2:27 |
| Ursula Finally Has Tits | 2:37 |
| Tamara Is a Punk | 1:52 |
| I Met Her at the Rat | 2:23 |
| Tulu Is a Wimp | 0:55 |
Weekend at Bernie's [2006]
Summer Hits, No. 1 [2004]
| Song | Duration |
|---|---|
| This Place Sucks | 0:42 |
| Monster Zero | 1:59 |
| You're Tripping | 1:48 |
| Kicked Out of the Webelos | 1:13 |
| Love Love Love | 2:30 |
| Another Girl | 1:44 |
| I Wanna Be Happy | 2:35 |
| Ursula Finally Has Tits | 2:16 |
| Like a Parasite | 2:20 |
| Psycho Over You | 1:48 |
| Punk Rock Girls | 2:37 |
| Fuck This World | 2:15 |
Pleasant Screams [Bonus Tracks] [2002]
| Song | Duration |
|---|---|
| See You Later Fuckface | 1:58 |
| I Wanna Be Happy | 3:05 |
| Danny Vapid | 2:03 |
| I Never Got the Girl | 2:55 |
| Psycho Over You | 2:33 |
| Generation of Swine | 1:53 |
| Tic Tic Toc | 1:58 |
| I Don't Want You Hanging Around | 2:17 |
| Homo | 1:57 |
| Molly Neuman | 6:31 |
| I've Had It with You | 1:03 |
| Salt Lake City | 2:25 |
Live in West Hollywood [2001]
| Song | Duration |
|---|---|
| This Place Sucks | 0:40 |
| Tulu Is a Wimp | 0:58 |
| Monster Zero | 2:00 |
| You're Tripping | 1:37 |
| Mirage (Tommy James and the Shondels) | 2:45 |
| No Tit | 1:26 |
| Blabbermouth | 1:03 |
| I Can't Stand You (Ronnie Parasite) | 1:13 |
| Hi Mom, It's Me! | 0:45 |
| Granola Head | 1:56 |
| Fuck You | 0:54 |
| I'm Not a Mongo Anymore | 1:18 |
| I Hate Everything | 1:14 |
| Teenage Bonehead | 2:06 |
| Love Love Love | 2:30 |
| I Only Drink Bud | 1:55 |
| Punk Rock Girls | 2:52 |
| Ursula Finally Has Tits | 2:25 |
| I Like Young Girls | 1:39 |
| Nothing to Do | 1:07 |
Beyond the Valley... [2000]
Later Days and Better Lays [1999]
| Song | Duration |
|---|---|
| Granola Head | 2:17 |
| I Hate Everything | 1:51 |
| I Won't Be | 2:12 |
| Nobody Likes Me | 2:14 |
| I Can't Stop Farting | 1:46 |
| Night of the Livid Queers | 2:30 |
| Monster Zero | 3:11 |
| Too Many Twinkies | 2:01 |
| Teenage Bonehead | 2:53 |
| Half Shitfaced | 2:09 |
| Hi Mom, It's Me! | 1:05 |
| Feeling Groovy | 2:22 |
| Born to Do Dishes | 2:04 |
| Junk Freak | 3:26 |
| No Tit | 1:23 |
| Little Honda | 2:49 |
| I Can't Get over You | 3:05 |
Don't Back Down [1996]
| Song | Duration |
|---|---|
| No Tit | 1:29 |
| Punk Rock Girls | 2:44 |
| Number One | 3:12 |
| Don't Back Down | 2:00 |
| I Only Drink Bud | 2:05 |
| Born to Do Dishes | 1:56 |
| Janelle, Janelle | 2:44 |
| Brush Your Teeth | 1:16 |
| Another Girl | 1:47 |
| Love Love Love | 2:50 |
| I Can't Get Over You | 2:58 |
| Little Honda | 2:34 |
Don't Back Down [Bonus Tracks] [1996]
| Song | Duration |
|---|---|
| No Tit | 1:40 |
| Punk Rock Girls | 2:42 |
| Number One | 3:10 |
| Don't Back Down | 1:58 |
| I Only Drink Bud | 2:05 |
| Born to Do Dishes | 1:55 |
| Janelle, Janelle | 2:44 |
| Brush Your Teeth | 1:16 |
| Another Girl | 1:47 |
| Love Love Love | 2:48 |
| I Can't Get Over You | 2:56 |
| Little Honda [*] | 2:32 |
A Day Late and a Dollar Short [1995]
| Song | Duration |
|---|---|
| We'd Have a Riot Doing Heroin | 1:02 |
| Terminal Rut | 0:34 |
| Fagtown | 0:30 |
| Trash This Place | 1:38 |
| Love Me | 3:57 |
| Kicked out of the Webelos | 1:24 |
| Tulu Is a Wimp | 1:09 |
| At the Mall | 1:03 |
| I Spent the Rent | 0:24 |
| I Don't Wanna Work | 1:56 |
| I'm Useless | 1:11 |
| This Place Sucks | 0:52 |
| Wimpy Drives Through Harlem | 1:54 |
| I Like Young Girls | 1:44 |
| Nuni in New York | 0:53 |
| Nobody Likes Me | 2:10 |
| Nothing to Do | 0:53 |
| Nowhere at All | 1:05 |
| Fuck You | 1:01 |
| I Didn't Want None | 1:40 |
| I Didn't Puke | 1:05 |
| Bonehead | 2:24 |
| Gay Boy | 2:09 |
| Too Many Twinkies | 1:59 |
| Half Shitfaced | 2:06 |
Move Back Home [1995]
| Song | Duration |
|---|---|
| She's a Cretin | 2:10 |
| Next Stop Rehab | 2:03 |
| High School Psychopath, Pt. 2 | 2:07 |
| If You Only Had a Brain | 1:46 |
| I Gotta Girlfriend | 2:53 |
| Hawaii | 2:00 |
| Definitely | 2:32 |
| Everything's Going My Way | 2:16 |
| Cut It Dude | 2:00 |
| Peppermint Girl | 4:49 |
Move Back Home [Bonus Tracks] [1995]
| Song | Duration |
|---|---|
| She's a Cretin | 2:11 |
| Next Stop Rehab | 2:03 |
| High School Psychopath, Pt. 2 | 2:04 |
| If You Only Had a Brain | 2:04 |
| I Gotta Girlfriend | 2:48 |
| Hawaii | 1:55 |
| From Your Boy | 3:36 |
| Definitely | 2:34 |
| Everything's Going My Way | 2:17 |
| Cut It Dude | 2:00 |
| Peppermint Girl | 4:51 |
| Mirage [*] | 3:02 |
| Get Over You [*] | 2:32 |
Beat Off [1994]
| Song | Duration |
|---|---|
| Drop the Attitude Fucker | 1:40 |
| You Make Me Wanna Puke | 2:07 |
| Teenage Gluesniffer | 2:35 |
| Ben Weasel | 2:16 |
| Voodoo Doll | 3:01 |
| Mirage | 2:56 |
| Grounded | 1:45 |
| Live This Life | 1:37 |
| Half Shitfaced | 1:30 |
| Too Many Twinkies | 1:13 |
| All Screwed Up | 3:25 |
Beat Off [Bonus Track] [1994]
| Song | Duration |
|---|---|
| Steak Bomb [Instrumental] | 0:47 |
| Drop the Attitude Fucker | 1:40 |
| You Make Me Wanna Puke | 2:06 |
| Teenage Gluesniffer | 2:44 |
| Ben Weasel | 2:16 |
| Voodoo Doll | 3:10 |
| Mirage | 2:55 |
| Grounded | 1:45 |
| Half Shitfaced | 1:29 |
| Too Many Twinkies | 1:14 |
| All Screwed Up | 3:31 |
Love Songs for the Retarded [1993]
| Song | Duration |
|---|---|
| You're Tripping | 1:52 |
| Ursula Finally Has Tits | 2:32 |
| I Hate Everything | 1:23 |
| Teenage Bonehead | 2:20 |
| Fuck This World | 2:31 |
| I Can't Stop Farting | 1:45 |
| Feeling Groovy | 2:21 |
| Debra Jean | 3:27 |
| Hi Mom, It's Me! | 0:59 |
| I Can't Stand You | 1:16 |
| Night of the Livid Queers | 2:20 |
| Granola Head | 2:24 |
| I Won't Be | 2:10 |
| Monster Zero | 2:17 |
| Daydreaming | 3:49 |
Love Songs for the Retarded [Asian Man] [1993]
| Song | Duration |
|---|---|
| You're Tripping | 1:51 |
| Ursula Finally Has Tits | 2:26 |
| I Hate Everything | 1:20 |
| Teenage Bonehead | 2:14 |
| I Can't Stop Farting | 1:42 |
| Feeling Groovy | 2:18 |
| Debra Jean | 3:35 |
| Hi Mom, It's Me! | 0:58 |
| I Can't Stand You | 1:14 |
| Night of the Livid Queers | 2:18 |
| Granola-Head | 2:22 |
| I Won't Be | 2:07 |
| Monster Zero | 2:16 |
| Daydreaming | 3:50 |
Grow Up [1990]
| Song | Duration |
|---|---|
| Love, Love, Love | 3:04 |
| Boobarella | 3:05 |
| I Met Her at the Rat | 3:12 |
| Burger King Queen | 2:45 |
| Junk Freak | 3:28 |
| Gay Boy | 3:03 |
| Rambo Rat | 3:03 |
| Goodbye California | 2:24 |
Grow Up [Bonus Tracks] [1990]
| Song | Duration |
|---|---|
| Goodbye California | 2:24 |
| Rambo Rat | 3:34 |
| Burger King Queen | 2:48 |
| Junk Freak | 3:53 |
| Gay Boy | 3:05 |
| I Met Her at the Rat | 3:04 |
| Boobarella | 3:03 |
| Love Love Love | 3:05 |
| Feeling Groovy [*] | 3:44 |
| Gay Boy [*] | 3:26 |
| Goodbye California [*] | 2:22 |
Everything's OK
| Song | Duration |
|---|---|
| Everything's O.K. | 2:16 |
| Get a Life and Live It Loser | 1:45 |
| I Enjoy Being a Boy | 2:53 |
Pleasant Screams
| Song | Duration |
|---|---|
| See You Later Fuckface | 1:58 |
| I Wanna Be Happy | 3:05 |
| Danny Vapid | 2:03 |
| I Never Got the Girl | 2:55 |
| Psycho Over You | 2:33 |
| Generation of Swine | 1:53 |
| Tic Tic Toc | 1:58 |
| I Don't Want You Hanging Around | 2:17 |
| Homo | 1:57 |
| Molly Neuman | 14:40 |
Punk Rock Confidential
| Song | Duration |
|---|---|
| Tamara Is a Punk | 2:03 |
| Everything's O.K. | 2:12 |
| I Didn't Puke | 1:05 |
| Mrs. Brown, You've Got an Ugly Daughter | 2:48 |
| The Sun Always Shines Around You | 3:05 |
| Punk Rock Confidential | 1:45 |
| Today I Fell in Love | 3:11 |
| Pretty Flamingo | 2:10 |
| Motherfucker | 1:55 |
| Like a Parasite | 2:52 |
| Idiot Savant | 2:39 |
| I Enjoy Being a Boy | 3:30 |
| Don't Mess It Up | 3:28 |
| Sayonara Sucker | 3:40 |
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