Any Old Iron?
by Stanley Holloway

Any old Iron? Any old Iron?
Any, any, any old Iron?
You look neat,
Talk about a treat.
You look dapper
From your napper to your feet.
Dressed in style,
With a brand new smile,
Your father's old green tie on,
But I wouldn't give a tuppence
For your old watch-chain.
Old iron, old iron.
Lyrics submitted by Leslie Turriff.