Anglican
by UJ3RK5

This is religion, your Anglican religion.
Definition of Anglican religion;
a big cross and a pigeon,
subject to infinite repetition.
Such as the Ango-vision;
A-frame church,
touches the sky,
Anglican guy ask why. Ok, here's why...

This is your church,
this is the steeple,
open your hands,
see all of the Anglicans.

This is your sacrament,
Welch's grape juice,
Ritz cracker,
don't question the next important factor,
for it's a cracker thinner for the hereafter,

Good Anglicans,
at the podium stand,
leave in the spirit
of the ramma dan
nor the poles of Bethlecam
with his little flag of tucan
dating out fran

Medieval turnstile turned by old dial,
That's the cat that invented Anglo-style,
Enough Anglicans fumbled self-abuse,
the only authorized form of contraception.

Kicked out of bed for practicing juice,
Anglican sex cruise time resurrections
So for by a religion secret if back on instruction

This is your church,
This is the steeple,
Open your hands,
Take them Anglicans.

Death star over Bethlehem,
Red tub in the bathlecam,
Hereafter you be damned,
Come on shake that Anglican.

I'll show you parts,
Anglican eternity,
It's a supreme soda
in Burnaby.

Remember that grizzly type,
frontback barb the Reverend Pike,
The jesu of munster heights,
from amazing shrub of Anglo types.

Our Father who art in heaven,
resides in his Paris study devon,
moves a baboon to be the divan,
if you can send the Anglican.

What's that collar?
See those can..
What's that collar?
Bezellbub?

This is the church,
this is the steeple,
Open your hands see all of the Anglican people,
This is your church,
this is the steeple,
Open your hands see all of the Anglicans.
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