Alternative Polka [Medley]
by Weird Al Yankovic

Soy oh pairdy dore.
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me.
(everybody.)Soy,soy,soy, oh pairdy dore.
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me.
(Hey.)

I am, I am, I am, I said I wana get next to you.
I said I'm guna get close to you.
You wouldn't want me have to hurt you too, hurt you too.
I know you want whats on my mind.
I know you like whats on my mind.
I know it eats you up inside.
I know, you know, you know, You know.
Here I come, I come, I come, I come.
Here I come, I come, I come.
But all I wana do, is have some fun.
I got a feeling, I'm not the only one.
All I wana do, is have some fun.
I got a feeling, I'm not the only one.
All I wana do is have some fun.
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.

Help me.
I broke apart my insides.
Help me.
I got no soul to sell.
Help me.
The only thing that works for me.
Help me get away from myself.
I wana **** you like an animal.
I wana feel you from the inside.
I wana **** you like an animal.
My whole existences is flawed.
You get me closer to god.
(Hey.)(Hey.)(Hey.)
You bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
Blame, blame, blame.
You bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
It's not my thing so let it go.
Cause the love which you gave to a man wasn't enough for you to be open wide.
No.
And every time you speak her name does she know how you told me "You'd hold me until you died?" till you died, well you're still alive.
And I'm here, to remind you, of the mask you left when you went away.
It's not fair, to deny me, of the cross i bear that you gave to me.
You wana know.
(Hey.)

Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.
Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.
A solemn one will say whats lost can never be saved.
Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.

I love, all of you.
Hurt by the coal.
So hard and lonely too.
When you don't know yourself.
I don't owe you anything.
I don't owe you anything.
I don't owe you anything.
I don't owe you anything.
Black hole sun.
Won't you come?
And wash away the rain.
Black hole sun.
Won't you come, won't you come?
(Black hole sun, black hole sun.)
Won't you come.
(Black hole sun, black hole sun.)
Won't you come.
(Black hole sun, black hole sun.)
Do you have the time, to listen to me whine?
About nothing and everything all at once.
I am one of those melodramatic fools.
Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it.
Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
It all keeps adding up.
I think I'm cracking up.
And am I just paranoid, or am I just stoned?
Or am I just stoned.
(Hey.)
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Lyrics submitted by Clueless.